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  • Real Name: Zack Farell
  • Location: LA
  • Member Since: August 29th, 2008 12:58 pm
  • Last Seen: July 3rd, 2012 11:25 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm a nice guy...when you get past the bitter cynicism and emotional frailness.
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About Panicman123

I was born 30 years in the future, in a time when Pink Berry controls the entire planet. I've been sent back to try and stop this from ever occurring, but have become sidetracked by a budding career. And FYI: the toppings are way better in the future. Mmmmm, human giblets.


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