Pandajuice

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  • Real Name: Matthew J. Hayden
  • Location: California/West Yorkshire
  • Member Since: November 30th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 13th, 2013 1:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: There's nothing more tragic than a war in an Eskimo village
  • Message board posts: 1,441

About Pandajuice

I'm a freelance writer who can and does write on just about any topic under the sun and am always looking for new opportunities. They don't even have to be writing related, I'll mow your lawn if the price is right!

Please send all praise, criticisms, or potential writing jobs to matthayden@surewest.net

Articles

  1. 5 Economic Collapses More Ridiculous Than This One
    By: Matthew Hayden
    708,091 views
  2. 7 Insanely Dangerous Reboots of Popular Sports
    By: Matthew Hayden
    757,778 views
  3. 8 Horribly Misguided 'Futuristic' Video Game Controllers
    By: Matthew Hayden
    984,960 views
  4. 7 Movies You Didn't Know Can Come True (With Mental Illness)
    By: Matthew Hayden
    1,331,170 views
  5. 5 Clothing Innovations That Will be Annoying You Soon
    By: Matthew Hayden
    1,068,879 views
  6. 6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations
    By: Matthew Hayden
    5,288,363 views
  7. 6 People Who Faked Their Own Death (For Ridiculous Reasons)
    By: Jeff Kelly, Matthew Hayden
    1,666,810 views
  8. 6 Insane Sports Stories That Will Make You Believe In Curses
    By: Matthew Hayden
    1,135,328 views
  9. The 7 Most Horrifying Parasites on the Planet
    By: Matthew Hayden
    2,388,683 views
  10. 6 Dream Jobs That Would Actually Suck
    By: Matthew Hayden
    1,199,180 views
  11. 8 Awesome Cars They Won't Let You Buy
    By: Matthew Hayden
    1,049,798 views

Topics

  1. MST3K
    By: jekelish, DCD, Pandajuice
    70,410 views
  2. Iron Chef
    By: Vodstok, Pandajuice
    13,686 views
  3. Google Earth: Great Technology Used Mostly for Bullshit
    By: Pandajuice
    260,352 views
  4. NFL Sideline Reporters
    By: Pandajuice
    21,587 views

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