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  • Real Name: Matthew J. Hayden
  • Location: California/West Yorkshire
  • Member Since: November 30th, 2008 04:43 am
  • Last Seen: September 18th, 2016 02:59 am
  • Personal tag line: There's nothing more tragic than a war in an Eskimo village
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About Pandajuice

I'm a freelance writer who can and does write on just about any topic under the sun and am always looking for new opportunities. They don't even have to be writing related, I'll mow your lawn if the price is right!

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