Pandajuice

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  • Real Name: Matthew J. Hayden
  • Location: California/West Yorkshire
  • Member Since: November 30th, 2008
  • Last Seen: April 11th, 2014 9:55 am
  • Personal tag line: There's nothing more tragic than a war in an Eskimo village
  • Message board posts: 1,441

About Pandajuice

I'm a freelance writer who can and does write on just about any topic under the sun and am always looking for new opportunities. They don't even have to be writing related, I'll mow your lawn if the price is right!

Please send all praise, criticisms, or potential writing jobs to matthayden@surewest.net

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