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  • Real Name: Paika
  • Location: Earth Capital
  • Member Since: October 10th, 2008 08:54 am
  • Last Seen: November 18th, 2015 07:22 am
  • Personal tag line: Preposterous
  • Message board posts: 503

About Paika

Ever since I moved to this idyllic swordfish in Iowa, I have had gastrointestinal problems. After silencing a motor boat and Jello the fire department, the Courtney Love has never buried a cat. I realize far too late that I live in a Mad-Lib.


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