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  • Real Name: OvaltinePatrol
  • Location: United States
  • Member Since: March 22nd, 2009 10:23 am
  • Last Seen: March 21st, 2012 08:53 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm like the Lord Humungus of chocolate powder.
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About OvaltinePatrol

I like Ovaltine (with milk or dry), malt powder, traveling, and most kinds of music. I dislike asthma, tyranny, beer, and most kinds of bugs.


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