Ostiniatoze

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  • Real Name: Ostiniatoze
  • Location: .....I'm right here?
  • Member Since: August 19th, 2011
  • Last Seen: May 26th, 2012 6:37 am
  • Personal tag line: I wish I were creative enough to write an original tagline
  • Message board posts: 0

About Ostiniatoze

My life of (apparently) dance-oriented vigilantism leaves little time for a regular, mortal life. I watch the local ballet group's production of Swan Lake from afar, cursing my
superiority, knowing that if I were to join, a single misplaced pirroute(or something..) would cause disaster.

I AM THE DANCING KING!

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