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  • Real Name: Orchidometer
  • Location: Crooklyn
  • Member Since: September 14th, 2012
  • Last Seen: September 20th, 2014 10:19 am
  • Personal tag line: Measuring your balls' volume since 1990
  • Message board posts: 8

About Orchidometer

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because a major studio owns the rights to my remarkable story.


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