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  • Real Name: Craig Wittler
  • Location: 'tween San Luis Obispo and Pismo Beach CA
  • Member Since: September 16th, 2009 09:06 am
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 07:36 pm
  • Personal tag line: Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe
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About OneSwellFoop

Blogging irregularly for over 10 years, recovering funny domain name addict, charter member of, former contributor to website connected to big-name news-media entity (domain name provided on request)


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