Omen Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Mike
  • Location: Springfield, The cultural Mecca of Central Oregon
  • Member Since: October 10th, 2010 09:07 pm
  • Last Seen: February 17th, 2011 01:05 pm
  • Personal tag line: Who are you people and where are my clothes?
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About Omen

Let me confirm once and for all that:

a) Yes, I am a bad person. Well, I'm told I have the gene.
b) The pic doesn't lie (big as life, twice as ugly).
c) I want to realize a childhood dream to be granted the title of 'Purveyor of Dick Jokes'

Now where's my tiara?


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