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  • Real Name: OliviaSFA
  • Location: Sandy, Utah
  • Member Since: October 26th, 2008 12:25 pm
  • Last Seen: August 2nd, 2010 02:11 pm
  • Personal tag line: This is five feet of skyscraper.
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About OliviaSFA

I'm Olivia. I'm not shadows of despair, waiting for crows to take me away. I repeat. I am NOT a dark metaphor. I'm not searching for the meaning of life, and although I don't actually have one religion. I don't exempt any of them from being right. I'm deeply rooted with philosophy, history, and the minds of serial killers/sado masochists, and rapists (note: I don't think it's cool to use Charles Manson and Ted Bundy as your mentors. For all you goth kids out there, you're better off using Chuck Norris quotes to creep people out). And I know I said these things in my last about me, but I'm just updating shit.

I don't dwell on things like if somebody is "fake" or not. I have better things to worry about than if the music I listen to is "Underground" or "Mainstream". I hate the fact that society has created a "real" way of doing everything like: hurting yourself, doing drugs, dressing, acting, and even talking. I hate the fact that I have to have a spanish accent and listen to reggaeton just for people to believe that I'm Hispanic, and I don't think listening to rap makes you Black. I don't believe in the "Golden Rule" so don't expect dollop of daisies from me.

I'm interested in poetry, and almost any type of art. In all my entirety, I'm just your average person with no goals or morals in life. I live by no standards, or visible boundaries. I'm commonly misplaced in the category of "angsty teenager" but truth is. I stopped caring a long time ago. I'm just as happy as I could ever be.

That's my Myspace "About Me" ya' dig? Ya dig. That's cool.


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