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  • Real Name: OliverCromwell
  • Location: Marston Moor
  • Member Since: December 13th, 2011 10:31 am
  • Last Seen: February 14th, 2014 06:18 am
  • Personal tag line: For God and Parliament!
  • Message board posts

About OliverCromwell

I'm a 17th century Puritan, who led the Ironsides cavalry during the English Civil War. After the execution of King Charles I, I got to be Lord Protector of England!

Turn Ons: puppies, fresh-cut flowers, religious fanaticism

Turn Offs: smoking, herpes and kings with attached heads.


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