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  • Real Name: Luke Jordan
  • Location: To be honest, my eyesight is poor enough that I'm not sure.
  • Member Since: February 16th, 2011 02:31 am
  • Last Seen: April 10th, 2011 03:06 pm
  • Personal tag line: Have you heard about the vampire squid?
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About OldManJordan

Some people are born at a great age, others achieve old age, and yet other have old age thrust upon them.

Other people (like me) are just generally old, crazy and borderline senile. Despite being unfortunate enough to be trapped in the body of a teenager. What can you do?


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