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  • Real Name: Jason Turner
  • Location: Richland, Washington
  • Member Since: December 11th, 2011 01:56 pm
  • Last Seen: April 4th, 2016 07:48 am
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About ObsidianCrimson

I hail from Richland, within the Tri-city area of Washington State. If you've never heard of this area, you're on the right track. I've had a thing for screwing around with Photoshop for a few years now, and thought I'd try my hand at making people laugh by posting my work on Cracked.com (actually, I just want that $50 prize so I can gloat on Facebook how much more awesomer I am than others).


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