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  • Real Name: Jonathan Wilson
  • Location: Ontario Canada
  • Member Since: March 2nd, 2010 05:14 am
  • Last Seen: January 22nd, 2015 05:57 am
  • Personal tag line: After all, you can't spell slaughter without laughter
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About Oblivious

I have not yet wrote an 'About me' for reasons completely unrelated to masturbation as this site seems to have claimed. I in fact have school and various hobbies, such as reading, writing and playing video games, that keep me from it.

Anyways, what did you expect, contact info or something? Facebook? Twitter?

You know what? Fuck you identity thief/stalker, you don't need my contact info. Wanting to have my contact info and such... You disgust me.


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