NotShirley

Heaven (I'm God)

Real Name:

NotShirley

Member Since:

October 25, 2011

About Me

If "about" would ever sneeze it would become an asshole for educated people.Or a struggle. And as all struggles, a battle of abouts who haven't sneezed.

I once ate a gun with a side of supra - potatos. The lack of bullets to chip my teeth, however, did compromise my transcendental pun experience. Such feeble cockteases doth be of prior ages to the likes of meat.

I pun, therefore I am (this is my cogito, my art of conscience - to punder, to puntificate and to feel hungry).

A protoman my brother was before the thou of my ways.

Once a cat attacked my little shadow of small feat and he barked at me and my wounds.Since then, I have adopted the way of the ninja, like that rat with wings. I think he's called Paul McCartney.

If a bullet from an attempt of suicide and another identical one from a murder of similar action and intents penetrate a skull at the exact same time, from what name did a man die (or did he survive?)?

My name is, beyond all possible doubts (this word can't sneeze either), NotShirley.