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  • Real Name: Marion
  • Location: MA, USA
  • Member Since: January 1st, 2008 09:11 pm
  • Last Seen: December 6th, 2016 08:27 am
  • Personal tag line: Owner of the Eyeball of Doom
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About Noirakita

I'm antisocial, shy, and introvert. I love reading and video games and music.

Here on the net I'm a scary man of 56 seducing young girls.

Or i may just be a 33 year old married woman with two little toddlers, one 3 year old girl with Short Bowel Syndrome, the other who is already a vegatarian (he's 2 and doesn't want to try meat).

You decide which is true. Pervert? or Wife/Mom/Gamer/Geek?

The eyeball of doom knows...


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