- Real Name: Nerivis
- Location: Califurnia
- Member Since: May 10th, 2008
- Last Seen: July 15th, 2011 9:20 pm
- Personal tag line: Just because the ambulances go by at high speeds does not mean they want to race you.
- Message board posts: 0
Child of the desert. Raconteur of the extravagant and preposterous. I awoke one humid night in search of meaning and found it, trembling, as I made my first Cracked.com post to inform another fellow poster about his or her cognitive shortcomings. The rest is history.