I wanted to be a cowboy when I grew up but they said the bubble gun wouldn't work
So I tried to be an astronaut but they said I was too spacey
I tried to be a high school gym teacher but I didn't want to cut my hair that short
Now I spend my time on Crack(ed) and try to make at least one person smile a day...
If they won't smile, I steal their candy and make them cry

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