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  • Real Name: Ne0n|Lights
  • Location: Vergennes, Vermont
  • Member Since: May 20th, 2009 07:03 am
  • Last Seen: November 3rd, 2009 11:26 am
  • Personal tag line: Suicide is mans' way of telling God "You can't fire me, I quit.."
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About Ne0n|Lights

The name's Malachi. I write alot, but I don't like giving it to the public. Drop me an email for some of my work.


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