I'm a huge cracked fan and I - wait, you know what? Why are you reading this? Does my wit amuse you? Did you lose some bet and now you have to read the profile of every member of Cracked? Because, honestly, there is NO reason for you to read this. None. Try and think of one. I'll wait.

No? Couldn't do it? Why would you read mine anyway - my profile reads like the insufferable teenager I am. Name - MysteriousE. Do I have a good reason for that name? Sure, my first initial is 'E' but I'm not really mysterious - I'm more the bad-joke-whiny type. Location - The Milky Way Galaxy. What?! See, that's not funny - it's pretentious and annoying. And my tag line - I probably think I'm clever for posting that. Even though I took it from a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. So next time, take the profile pages with a grain of salt. And some vodka or something if you have to read too many, because these really suck.

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