I make up the 2% of Americans who dont know how to use percentages. My motto in life is "Anything can be fucked" I should do well as a politician. In high school I was voted most likely to , I whited out the part about it saying fuck up. I spent 3 years as a travelling salesman before I was locked up for human sex trafficking, bunch of pussies, thats the last time I take my sisters on a "vacation". My diet consists of Herbal teas, oatmeal, gallons of high fructose corn syrup (always goes down smooth) and Marijua..walnuts. Right, walnuts. I listen to folk music simply to prove to my friends i'm not a fag, I forgot my reasoning for that, what was I saying? oh yea, tits. Tits are great, I had a girlfriend with BIG tits once, I named one of them Bowser, she stopped calling me after that.

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