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  • Real Name: Ari Clark
  • Location: Inside your mind, fucksing up your perceptions!. . . if you live in Dublin, Ireland. . .
  • Member Since: November 23rd, 2009 02:51 pm
  • Last Seen: January 30th, 2011 06:11 pm
  • Personal tag line: LOVE?!
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About Muserism

I love your mother, and she loves me back. That's the way we roll!

Also, I'm a tad obsessed with the band Muse to a certain unhealthy extent (I've mailed Matt Bellamy my penis, but I've received no reply so far)


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