Muerteds

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  • Real Name: JT
  • Location: Honolulu, HI
  • Member Since: April 4th, 2011
  • Last Seen: March 22nd, 2012 2:00 pm
  • Personal tag line: Carpe carp.
  • Message board posts: 0

About Muerteds

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein

I've got most of those down. I have no idea how to design a building, or much interest in sonnets.

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