MrTweek

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  • Real Name: Jay Thomas
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: August 30th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 21st, 2012 5:10 pm
  • Personal tag line: Hail to the King, Baby!
  • Message board posts: 2,016

About MrTweek

I pretty much kick ass. Not in a physical or mental sense but, uh, I guess I'm just trying to say that I have a positive self-image.

Here's what some readers have said about my writing:

"You shut your dirty whore mouth"
-GUMBjork

"Any question I had about my sexuality before has now been answered with just a simple examination of my fingers."
- ShadowStarr

"I am suddenly itchy. Thanks Jay."
-Meikamo

"Some really terrible attempts at humor here... "
-civver

"sucked hard"
-glendoor42

"someone should just invade poland's ass and end this madness"
-romeodeltabravo

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Hey, you should visit thelastgaffe.com. It makes you better feeling.

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