Hello, I am Mr. Ned J. Fancier. My likes are long walks on the beach, lying to strangers, and reading articles on Cracked. My dislikes are time travelers messing with the timeline, people reading my about me section, and men who do not have facial hair.
Someday I wish to become King of a country I create on an island off the coast of Brazil. My only law will be that grammatical errors will result in the death penalty (to save money the death penalty shall be making the offender swim back to the mainland).
I am a regal gentleman, and wear a top-hat to most special occasions.
Was that too rambling? If no, we may be friends someday.
