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Mr.brightside
Gotham City

Real Name:
Mr.brightside
Member Since:
August 29, 2011

About Me

I come from the planet Gump, rode atop a rocketship made of pure awesome. I ran the Kessel run in 6 parsecs and told Vader I am his father.

I broke Banes back, the Riddler is stumped at my puzzles, children scream for me to have ice cream and made Michael Bay explode. If you twist my beard Mountain Dew Pitch Black will come out.

M night was so shocked at my twist he couldn't handle it and snapped his neck, Moo Nieu allows me to drink her milk and Master Betty askes me to rip his shirt.

Kirby becomes stuffed from my cooking, I taught Star Fox how to do a barrel roll. Professor Farnsworth was my intern, I received the Nobel Peace Prize for killing Jar Jar Binks and I am second only to Batman.

I am Beardicus!

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