Mr.Sociopath

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  • Real Name: Mr.Sociopath
  • Location: 40.3487 N, 74.6590 W
  • Member Since: April 30th, 2012
  • Last Seen: August 21st, 2014 6:09 pm
  • Personal tag line: Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake.
  • Message board posts: 5

About Mr.Sociopath

I decided to be more classy and insert one of my favorite poems:

Solitude
{by Ella Wheeler Wilcox}

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone.
For the sad old earth must borrow it's mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
Sing, and the hills will answer;
Sigh, it is lost on the air.
The echoes bound to a joyful sound,
But shrink from voicing care.

Rejoice, and men will seek you;
Grieve, and they turn and go.
They want full measure of all your pleasure,
But they do not need your woe.
Be glad, and your friends are many;
Be sad, and you lose them all.
There are none to decline your nectared wine,
But alone you must drink life's gall.

Feast, and your halls are crowded;
Fast, and the world goes by.
Succeed and give, and it helps you live,
But no man can help you die.
There is room in the halls of pleasure
For a long and lordly train,
But one by one we must all file on
Through the narrow aisles of pain.

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