Mortons Knife

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  • Real Name: Mortons Knife
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: January 14th, 2011
  • Last Seen: August 18th, 2012 2:06 pm
  • Personal tag line: No matter what, it's wrong.
  • Message board posts: 290

About Mortons Knife

I have not yet written 'about me' because there's a fire in your apartment.

Get out now.


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