Mortal Wombat

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  • Real Name: Mortal Wombat
  • Location: 888 Chop Suey St., Sushi City, Panda
  • Member Since: March 7th, 2004
  • Last Seen: February 6th, 2012 6:58 pm
  • Personal tag line: Have you ever seen a miniature horse?
  • Message board posts: 16,463

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Articles

  1. 6 Things Movies Love to Get Wrong About The Workplace
    By: Christina H | | 1,129,196 views
  2. 8 Gadgets That Lie to You Every Day
    By: Christina H | | 1,866,866 views
  3. 5 'Unspoiled' Locations That Are Actually Pretty Spoiled
    By: Christina H | | 868,771 views
  4. 5 Things That Are Apparently OK To Do in the Name of Sports
    By: Christina H | | 864,613 views
  5. 6 Famous 'Frivolous Lawsuit' Stories That Are Total B.S.
    By: Christina H | | 824,336 views
  6. 6 Fitness Tips Everyone's Heard (That Don't Work at All)
    By: Christina H | | 1,147,405 views
  7. 6 Groups Who Don't Work as Movie Bad Guys Anymore
    By: Christina H | | 951,201 views
  8. 5 Reasons The War Between Dog and Cat People Needs to Stop
    By: Christina H | | 500,439 views
  9. 6 Bad Ideas in Video Game Mash-Ups We'll Probably See Next
    By: Christina H | | 741,718 views
  10. 8 Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews: Pt. 2
    By: Christina H | | 1,030,541 views
  11. 5 Reasons Riding a Bike Is The Most Humiliating Exercise
    By: Christina H | | 776,911 views
  12. The 8 Most Successful Politicians (Who Weren't Human)
    By: Christina H | | 459,724 views
  13. 5 Reasons Parenting Is One Place We Shouldn't Imitate China
    By: Christina H | | 728,420 views
  14. 6 Reasons Kittens Suck (Learned While Raising Them)
    By: Christina H | | 868,974 views
  15. 5 Wildly Popular Car Modifications That Must Be Stopped
    By: Christina H | | 945,220 views
  16. 6 Ways Cities Are Getting Into the Attention-Whore Game
    By: Christina H | | 502,047 views
  17. 5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards
    By: Christina H | | 656,480 views
  18. A History of Pop Culture's Obsession with Human/Cat Hybrids
    By: Christina H | | 369,343 views
  19. 8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews
    By: Christina H | | 3,612,066 views
  20. 6 Bizarre Ways Architecture Is Designed to Ward Off Ghosts
    By: Christina H | | 1,070,135 views
  21. The 6 Biggest Over-Achievements in the History of Marriage
    By: Christina H, D. McCallum | | 1,382,365 views
  22. 5 Reasons Why Anticonformity Is Worse Than Conformity
    By: Christina H | | 1,248,400 views
  23. The 5 Hardest, Most Pointless World of Warcraft Achievements
    By: Christina H | | 1,267,819 views
  24. 7 Things From America That Are Insanely Popular Overseas
    By: Christina H | | 2,666,935 views
  25. 4 Reasons 3-D Movies Don't Have to Suck
    By: Christina H | | 823,130 views
  26. 5 Reasons Women Are As Shallow As Men (According to Science)
    By: Christina H | | 2,074,691 views
  27. 5 Topics Guaranteed to Elicit (Condescending) Advice
    By: Christina H | | 1,080,890 views
  28. 6 Secret Monopolies You Didn't Know Run the World
    By: Christina H | | 2,227,601 views
  29. 5 Multiplayer Video Games That Will Destroy Your Marriage
    By: Christina H | | 1,132,907 views
  30. 5 Examples of Americans Thinking Foreign People Are Magic
    By: Christina H | | 845,131 views
  31. The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Ask About Women
    By: Christina H | | 2,438,094 views
  32. If Movie Characters Didn't Make Horrible Decisions
    By: Christina H | | 764,568 views
  33. 6 Reasons The NFL Is The Trashiest Reality Show on TV
    By: Christina H | | 663,364 views
  34. 5 Insane True Facts About StarCraft: The Professional Sport
    By: Christina H | | 1,517,972 views
  35. 7 Ad Campaigns That Prove Microsoft Was Never Good at This
    By: Christina H | | 575,523 views
  36. 8 Hilariously Failed Attempts to Use CGI in Political Ads
    By: Christina H | | 561,287 views
  37. The 5 Stupidest Ways Movies Deal With Foreign Languages
    By: Christina H | | 1,155,766 views
  38. 6 Devious Ways Farmville Gets People Hooked
    By: Christina H | | 699,038 views
  39. 5 Things That Are Being Automated That Probably Shouldn't Be
    By: Christina H | | 1,122,508 views
  40. Political Cartoons: The Lowest Form of Communication
    By: Christina H | | 364,264 views
  41. The End of Online Anonymity: Why Will You Be Freaking Out?
    By: Christina H, David Wong | | 348,826 views
  42. Why You Should Beware of Schools from Late Night TV Ads
    By: Christina H | | 242,664 views
  43. 4 Nobel Prize Winners Who Were Clearly Insane
    By: Christina H | | 685,354 views
  44. 'Plus Sized' Clothes: Translating the Baffling Euphemisms
    By: Christina H | | 365,384 views
  45. 6 Reasons It's Time For Matthew McConaughey To Go Away
    By: Christina H | | 570,638 views
  46. The 6 Worst Parts of Being Chinese (Not In The Stereotypes)
    By: Christina H | | 1,134,079 views
  47. 6 Well Intentioned Ways You're Ruining Your Dog
    By: Christina H | | 1,086,709 views
  48. 8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health
    By: Christina H | | 1,467,377 views
  49. The 5 Biggest Mistakes Women (Like Me!) Make On The Internet
    By: Christina H | | 1,560,167 views
  50. The 6 Biggest Badasses Who Lived As The Opposite Sex
    By: Christina H | | 1,188,057 views
  51. The 5 Miserable VFX Jobs That Make Movies Possible
    By: Christina H | | 812,591 views
  52. The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions
    By: Christina H | | 3,109,522 views
  53. CGI Boobs: 7 Special Effects The Stars Want to Keep Secret
    By: Christina H | | 2,932,915 views
  54. 6 Ways World of Warcraft is Worse Than Real Life
    By: Christina H | | 1,377,301 views
  55. The 6 Most Insane Crash Diets of All Time
    By: Christina H | | 1,046,752 views
  56. The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Comic Strips
    By: Christina H | | 1,097,165 views
  57. The World's Most Ridiculous Sports Team Names
    By: Christina H | | 967,337 views
  58. The 8 Least-Threatening Comic Book Villains
    By: Christina H | | 747,358 views

Columns

  1. The 7 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Internet
    By: Christina H | | 748,155 views
  2. 8 Impressively Sarcastic Amazon Product Reviews (Part 3)
    By: Christina H | | 720,784 views
  3. The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud
    By: Christina H | | 1,413,713 views
  4. The 7 Most Baffling Things About Women's Clothes
    By: Christina H | | 2,115,733 views
  5. 8 Bad Drivers Nobody Complains About (Part 2)
    By: Christina H | | 797,328 views
  6. 9 Quirky Things Every 'Cool' Workplace Is Required to Have
    By: Christina H | | 644,074 views
  7. 5 Reasons I Wrote the Drunkest Column Ever
    By: Christina H | | 346,029 views
  8. 5 Reasons Calling Someone a 'Nerd' Is Officially Meaningless
    By: Christina H | | 705,279 views
  9. 6 Obnoxious Ads That Don’t Even Try to Sell Their Products
    By: Christina H | | 766,724 views
  10. 10 Days As a Skyrim Widow: The Dark Side of Gaming Addiction
    By: Christina H | | 591,513 views
  11. The 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Attempt to Lose Weight
    By: Christina H | | 722,161 views
  12. 9 Bad Drivers Nobody Complains About
    By: Christina H | | 1,202,873 views
  13. 7 B.S. Sports Stories for When The Media Has Nothing to Say
    By: Christina H | | 509,230 views
  14. The 6 Stupidest Internet Reactions To Shocking News Stories
    By: Christina H | | 755,675 views
  15. 6 Misleading Assumptions You Make About Quiet People
    By: Christina H | | 1,057,673 views
  16. 7 Reasonable Explanations For Looking Like a Hipster
    By: Christina H | | 805,736 views
  17. 6 Innocent-Sounding Topics That Are Guaranteed Flame Wars
    By: Christina H | | 930,993 views
  18. 6 Habits of Highly Annoying Public Speakers
    By: Christina H | | 676,742 views
  19. 6 Obnoxious Assumptions Hollywood Makes About Women
    By: Christina H | | 1,190,871 views
  20. The 6 Weirdest Jobs in China
    By: Christina H | | 720,999 views
  21. 5 Common Responses to Awkwardness (That Make Things Worse)
    By: Christina H | | 810,589 views
  22. 8 Words the Internet Loves to Confuse With Other Words
    By: Christina H | | 912,823 views
  23. 8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides
    By: Christina H | | 1,447,207 views
  24. 6 Double Standards We're All Guilty Of
    By: Christina H | | 1,057,697 views
  25. 6 Ways to Get Anyone to Believe a Clearly Fake News Story
    By: Christina H | | 629,001 views
  26. 7 Female Behaviors That Baffle Men (Explained!)
    By: Christina H | | 1,335,537 views
  27. 6 Real Diseases That Have Somehow Become Trendy
    By: Christina H | | 1,044,778 views
  28. 5 Reasons We Need Classes on How to Talk to People
    By: Christina H | | 682,913 views
  29. 8 Words You're Confusing With Other Words
    By: Christina H | | 1,033,011 views
  30. The 6 Weirdest Free Speech Issues Around The World
    By: Christina H | | 622,840 views
  31. 5 Types of Scandals That Are Always Disappointing
    By: Christina H | | 646,350 views
  32. The 7 Types of Friend Everyone Needs
    By: Christina H | | 927,191 views
  33. 6 Reasons Engagement Ring Shopping Objectively Sucks
    By: Christina H | | 510,696 views
  34. The 5 Most Pointlessly Women-Specific Products
    By: Christina H | | 981,743 views
  35. The 5 Saddest Things People Do to Look Smart
    By: Christina H | | 1,065,121 views
  36. 4 Reasons We Need to Start Making Fun of Terrorists
    By: Christina H | | 711,786 views
  37. The 7 Most Condescending Sports Euphemisms
    By: Christina H | | 720,097 views
  38. 6 Things Everyone Wants To Share And Nobody Wants To Read
    By: Christina H | | 914,088 views
  39. 4 Recurring Myths We Apparently Really Want to Believe
    By: Christina H | | 1,240,129 views
  40. 5 Iconic Corporate Mascots Invented by Mistake
    By: Christina H | | 907,282 views

Topics

  1. Anatomy of a Failed World of Warcraft Raid
    By: sadistic midget, Mortal Wombat | | 369,238 views
  2. A Guide to Buying, Owning and Hating Your Pet Cat
    By: Mortal Wombat | | 182,370 views
  3. The 11 Most Common (And Sad) Internet Argument Techniques
    By: Mortal Wombat | | 885,879 views
  4. How to Tell When Criticism is Constructive [Chart]
    By: Mortal Wombat | | 172,780 views
  5. Why Miracle Weight Loss Products Don't Work [CHART]
    By: Mortal Wombat, David Wong | | 305,386 views
  6. Bubba Gump
    By: Mortal Wombat | | 2,878 views
  7. Dallas Cowboys Football
    By: Mortal Wombat | | 44,189 views
  8. Hiring By Boob Size: Hooters' Guide to Legal Discrimination
    By: Mortal Wombat | | 187,803 views
  9. Casino Floor Plan: The Secret to Keeping You Gambling
    By: Mortal Wombat | | 138,229 views
  10. Why Dr. Seuss May Be History's Greatest Author [CHART]
    By: Mortal Wombat | | 303,033 views
  11. The First QB to Ever Eat Himself Out of the NFL
    By: Mortal Wombat | | 236,320 views

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