MoonPower

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  • Real Name: MoonPower
  • Location: Why the fuck do you want to know??!
  • Member Since: November 4th, 2009
  • Last Seen: November 4th, 2010 11:38 am
  • Personal tag line: Has anyone seen my anal beads? No? They look like Obama's head.
  • Message board posts: 0

About MoonPower

Really? Why in the hell are you reading my "about me" section. What in the hell did you think you were going to learn. Or are you looking for something in particular? Chances are you're not going to find it on the internet. You're probably too goddamn retarded to even know what in the hell you're doing now anyway. Go fuck a horse (or get fucked by a horse; whichever your preference is) and make it into a movie that you can post on the internet. At least that might be mildly entertaining and somewhat useful (to the horse I mean)

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