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  • Real Name: MoPac_Shakur
  • Location: Austin, TX
  • Member Since: June 30th, 2010 06:25 pm
  • Last Seen: October 25th, 2014 09:09 am
  • Personal tag line: One of these days... just wait and see
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About MoPac_Shakur

"How embarrassing it is for the cynic to be caught engaging in something so frivolous as poetry -- and for the other cynics who catch him at it." -- Shrug Morrison

"A pen in the hand of an oaf is not mighty so much as it is simply tragic." After so writing, Shrug Morrison snapped his Little Book of Blasphemy shut and set it smartly in his lap, accidentally rapping himself in the nuts. Not a big believer in accidents, Shrug was left to wonder if he hadn't done it to himself on purpose -- either for being an oaf, or else for calling himself one.


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