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  • Real Name: Talyn Juice
  • Location: Everywhere..and yet... nowhere.
  • Member Since: November 18th, 2010 05:46 pm
  • Last Seen: October 13th, 2016 07:28 am
  • Personal tag line: Lion-o, what're you doing, snarf snarf?
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About MissxMarionette

I love to laugh, so that's why I'm on here.

I'm a 16 year old Virgo. I love current hard rock and grunge music.

I'm random, blunt, and very cynical. If I say anything hurtful, ignorant, or just plain stupid, please message me and I'll try my best to either 1) explain in terms that aren't so offensive, or 2) apologize.

I gots teh autisms, so yeah.. social skills don't come easily to me. On the internet it's like I'm back to square one in kindergarten, so please try to be understanding and patient. I don't MEAN to be .. mean, but stuff happens.
I don't reveal my opinion or stand on something until I've researched both sides.
So! I am Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-Abortion in the case of rape or incest..

Religion? I do not conform to any religion despite being confirmed as Lutheran. I have low tolerance for both religious zealots AND atheists who do not take into account that faith and spirituality does not hurt ANYONE. Religion is what gets the world in trouble.

I do not believe the Bible, Quran, and Talmud are completely fictional. To me they are kind of like diaries of the "birth" of Middle Eastern civilization, at least from the POV of those living there; it's just that God was thrown in there to help it make more sense for people who thought that it was totally okay to pay a fine to the father of the girl you raped.

I despise 12-14 year olds, children, velociraptors, zombies, Scientology, Islam bashers, and stupid STUPID trolls, as well as child abuse in all its forms as well as those who do abuse children.


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