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  • Real Name: MissMaritime
  • Location: In the vicinity of that thing. No, more lefter.
  • Member Since: March 28th, 2010 09:18 pm
  • Last Seen: September 23rd, 2016 11:49 pm
  • Personal tag line: I was also bitten by a vampire. Totally unrelated thing.
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About MissMaritime

Every time I see anything Spider-Man related I think of Dan and wish I was his lady so I could give it to him. There are a remarkable amount of Spider-Man things out there. I'm pretty sure we're soulmates.

I love Michael's ability to go from the heights of intellectual discourse to charmingly lowbrow vulgarity at the drop of a hat.
I love Soren's beautiful, rich obliviousness.
I love Brockway's mad, bearded adventures.
I love Seanbaby's delightful and disturbing Man Comics.
I love Cody's expressive face and pitch-perfect line delivery.
I love Katie's wry, odd inventiveness.
I love Katy's ability to switch from a sweetheart to a shark from one video to the next.

I love them all. They make me happy.


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