I am, and always have been, female.

I am also married. To a ginger Englishman with his spunk cannons that aren't gay.

I love vampires, but anything to do with "Twilight" I want to push in the syringe pit from "Saw 2" and watch it squeal. Fuck "Twilight" and all its depraved sequels.

Nikola Tesla was the most badass scientist ever.

I dream of someday hugging Till Lindemann.

I have a black Pomeranian puppy named Totty; a much harder son of a bitch than Tiggy, Swaim.

I only watch one anime series, and that is the "Hellsing" Ultimate series, because I love insane, immor(t)al, serial killing historical figures that formerly had sausage mustaches and wear riding boots and cravats that I would probably f*ck despite the inherent risks (paper cuts).

I find the female junior/senior high school populace's obsession with Japanese culture unnerving.

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