Mild

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  • Real Name: Mild
  • Location: The 1 yard line.
  • Member Since: May 17th, 2009
  • Last Seen: July 29th, 2014 4:07 pm
  • Personal tag line: The most terrible heart.
  • Message board posts: 596

About Mild

I've only beaten Superman in a foot race once.

I give hugs. If you're a friend of mine, you are getting a hug. If you're a dude-friend and go for a handshake, I'm pulling you in for a hug.

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