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  • Real Name: Mild
  • Location: The 1 yard line.
  • Member Since: May 17th, 2009 12:23 pm
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 04:47 pm
  • Personal tag line: The most terrible heart.
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About Mild

I've only beaten Superman in a foot race once.

I give hugs. If you're a friend of mine, you are getting a hug. If you're a dude-friend and go for a handshake, I'm pulling you in for a hug.


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