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  • Real Name: Mike_Barnes
  • Location: Chris Dertz Allows me to live with him. I consider myself lucky to bask in his presence each morning.
  • Member Since: March 22nd, 2009 08:44 pm
  • Last Seen: May 3rd, 2009 11:24 pm
  • Personal tag line: CAKE!
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About Mike_Barnes

I have diabetes and like dessert. I eat it 5 times a day.

My love for hentai is only surpassed by my love of cake and furry little animals. Can i get a hell yeah for sexy ass chipmunks!!!!

Also, Nickelback defines my life. I just can't get enough of their creative sound and soul-searching lyrics. Them and Celine Dion: lyrical geniuses.

The Yes Dance is the greatest thing to happen to mankind. Kiki is my stage name.


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