Mike_Barnes
- Real Name: Mike_Barnes
- Location: Chris Dertz Allows me to live with him. I consider myself lucky to bask in his presence each morning.
- Member Since: March 22nd, 2009
- Last Seen: May 3rd, 2009 11:24 pm
- Personal tag line: CAKE!
- Message board posts: 0
About Mike_Barnes
I have diabetes and like dessert. I eat it 5 times a day.
My love for hentai is only surpassed by my love of cake and furry little animals. Can i get a hell yeah for sexy ass chipmunks!!!!
Also, Nickelback defines my life. I just can't get enough of their creative sound and soul-searching lyrics. Them and Celine Dion: lyrical geniuses.
The Yes Dance is the greatest thing to happen to mankind. Kiki is my stage name.
My love for hentai is only surpassed by my love of cake and furry little animals. Can i get a hell yeah for sexy ass chipmunks!!!!
Also, Nickelback defines my life. I just can't get enough of their creative sound and soul-searching lyrics. Them and Celine Dion: lyrical geniuses.
The Yes Dance is the greatest thing to happen to mankind. Kiki is my stage name.
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