Hi, I'm Mike.

I call myself a piranha not because I'm cool and dangerous, but because I'm quite small and am only actually dangerous in large groups of others like me.

I like to write and if I can get paid to do it I will be your personal slave (which is basically what professional writers are treated like anyway)

Humour is my way of reaching out to a world that made me the cowering wretch I am today.

Love ya!

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