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  • Real Name: MichaelSwaim
  • Location: San Diego, California
  • Member Since: October 12th, 2007 08:20 am
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 07:42 pm
  • Personal tag line: I AM creative enough to have written a personal tag line, but choose not to for religious reasons.
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About MichaelSwaim

I write here sometimes. Also make videos. I also do that one (the videos one) at my own site, Those Aren't Muskets! (www.thosearentmuskets.com). I also do a lot of other stuff, but it's not as directly applicable to the Internet, and I feel like that's what you're probably most interested in. I often shave.




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