MichaelSwaim

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  • Real Name: MichaelSwaim
  • Location: San Diego, California
  • Member Since: October 12th, 2007
  • Last Seen: April 12th, 2014 12:30 am
  • Personal tag line: I AM creative enough to have written a personal tag line, but choose not to for religious reasons.
  • Message board posts: 632

About MichaelSwaim

I write here sometimes. Also make videos. I also do that one (the videos one) at my own site, Those Aren't Muskets! (www.thosearentmuskets.com). I also do a lot of other stuff, but it's not as directly applicable to the Internet, and I feel like that's what you're probably most interested in. I often shave.

Articles

8 Kids Movies That Lied to Us

| 1,320,310 views

The 7 Least-Faithful Comic Book Movies

| 835,930 views

The 8 Funniest Webcomics

| 886,386 views

Columns

An Open Letter To Michael Cera

| 60,027 views

I Will Soon Be Judging American Idol

| 21,574 views

2012 ... The Realistic Edition

| 48,781 views

Extinction Is Only For Ugly Animals

| 59,518 views

Every Episode of 'House' Ever

| 175,350 views

The 7 Deadly Sins of Online Gaming

| 208,787 views

Class War! A Handy Guide

| 16,596 views

8 Animals With Real Superpowers

| 451,087 views

Pull It Together, Guillermo

| 11,690 views

Unprotected Sex And The City

| 11,597 views

Pirates XXX II: Pirates LX?

| 45,849 views

Help Me Ruin Dilbert!

| 9,833 views

Your Kindle is a Filthy Liar

| 7,553 views

And Once Again, I Lose To Oprah

| 4,538 views

I HAVE No Change Jar!

| 20,490 views

New GPS Voice Skins! A Video Review

| 7,162 views

Jesus is More Photogenic, Anyway

| 9,603 views

Apple's Got Your Back, Fatass

| 4,285 views

Playing God Never Looked So Good

| 5,852 views

Bill Nye, The Restraining Order Guy

| 9,910 views

Call Me When You've Got HoloSlaloms

| 2,126 views

Worst Case Scenario: T-Rex Edition

| 12,169 views

To Protect, Serve, and Beg for Dick

| 9,195 views

They Grow Up So Fast.

| 322,905 views

Scaaaaaaaaab!

| 4,635 views

Gaming News Extravaganza!

| 2,961 views

DON'T. TAKE. METH.

| 16,376 views

Turks Will Fuck You Up

| 6,616 views

I'm Typing This From Inside a Fire

| 2,714 views

Gun vs. Fist: The Debate Continues

| 4,939 views

Rock Band Release Date Moved Up

| 2,274 views

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