MichaelShal

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  • Real Name: Who wants to know?
  • Location: A place.
  • Member Since: March 18th, 2011
  • Last Seen: May 22nd, 2012 11:58 pm
  • Personal tag line: Alienating beautiful women and being a jackass are what I do best.
  • Message board posts: 0

About MichaelShal

I'm just a misanthropic teenager who won't reveal his identity or location. Yes, I fear the Pedobear. Personally, I love to annoy people until they feel like stoning me, shooting my dog, burning my house, and eating my last oreo. I'm pretty much a pessimist. If you call me a douchebag, I will most likely thank you for noticing.

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