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  • Real Name: Metalhobbit8
  • Location: Arizona
  • Member Since: May 19th, 2010 02:03 pm
  • Last Seen: February 21st, 2015 04:30 pm
  • Personal tag line: "Expand my brain, learning juice." *chugs milk*
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About Metalhobbit8

So ya, thought ya, might like to, go to the show. To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow. Tell me is something eluding you sunshine? Is this not what you expected to see? If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes, you'll just have to crawl your way through this disguise....


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