Metal_Chris

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  • Real Name: Metal_Chris
  • Location: Leamington Spa UK/Plymouth UK/Underwater somewhere
  • Member Since: April 21st, 2009
  • Last Seen: July 19th, 2011 8:24 am
  • Personal tag line: If money makes the world go round then what the fuck makes it go faster?
  • Message board posts: 0

About Metal_Chris

I love films, music (mostly metal but some other stuff too), alcohol, tattoos (got my first a short while ago, plan on many more) and dark/offensive/sarcastic comedy. If its in poor taste, thats just gravy.

I'm a submariner in the Royal Navy and have been since June 06. Some days I hate my job, others I find it bearable.

If you want to know more, just ask. Unless its for national secrets. I don't actually know any but if you really want some I'll make some shit up for you. With unicorns.

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