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  • Real Name: Matt Gerrard
  • Location: Coketown, UK
  • Member Since: November 15th, 2010 03:47 am
  • Last Seen: January 22nd, 2013 12:41 pm
  • Personal tag line: Everything in moderation. Especially moderation.
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About MeltedElvis

Writer for fun and profit, eater of inadvisable foods and rider of unreliable motorcycles. I watch movies, play video games and like music that is obscure enough to be ignored, yet popular enough to be mocked by hipsters. I enjoy bacon, pale ales and partial nudity. I used to have a weird little wiggly thing on my back, but it fell off. Should I see a doctor?

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