MeltedElvis

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  • Real Name: Matt Gerrard
  • Location: Coketown, UK
  • Member Since: November 15th, 2010
  • Last Seen: April 10th, 2012 5:25 am
  • Personal tag line: Everything in moderation. Especially moderation.
  • Message board posts: 5

About MeltedElvis

Writer for fun and profit, eater of inadvisable foods and rider of unreliable motorcycles. I watch movies, play video games and like music that is obscure enough to be ignored, yet popular enough to be mocked by hipsters. I enjoy bacon, pale ales and partial nudity. I used to have a weird little wiggly thing on my back, but it fell off. Should I see a doctor?

I have a blog of random writings at -

http://mattgerrardswordslaw.blogspot.com/

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  1. Prince
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  2. Atomic/nuclear Weapons
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  3. Carl Sagan
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  4. John Williams
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  5. 5 Great Men In History (Who Were Complete Assholes.)
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  6. The Big Lebowksi
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