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  • Real Name: Mary Johnson
  • Location: Portland, OR
  • Member Since: February 18th, 2012
  • Last Seen: October 10th, 2014 5:35 am
  • Personal tag line: If I were sober I'd say you smelled like gum coated booze.
  • Message board posts: 50

About Mejohnson25

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because a major studio owns the rights to my remarkable story.



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