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  • Real Name: Ryan Hupperts
  • Location: Ft. Wayne, IN
  • Member Since: March 23rd, 2009 04:57 pm
  • Last Seen: August 21st, 2009 09:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet. It's true.
  • Message board posts: 2

About MeatPie

"I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am too busy masturbating."
This is exactly the reason I haven't written an 'About Me.' It's also 'cause I'm sometimes busy writing at But it's mostly 'cause I am too busy masturbating. Thank you, Cracked.


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