Hold your horses, steady now, 'cos we're floating precariously and therefore, furthermore frivolously on tectonic plates. And everything we stand on and everything we stand for is rather unstable right now.

So I think I'll kill some time and have you done medium rare. But I think I'll tease my palette with some crudités, just to prepare.

You see we've had a Joker in the pack now for quite some time. So I reckon it's just about time we roast this swine...

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