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  • Real Name: Matt
  • Location: Down in albion
  • Member Since: May 17th, 2011 11:21 am
  • Last Seen: September 19th, 2016 10:27 am
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About McBeast

Growing up I wanted to be either an author or a superhero. I had a go at writing a book and it was a steaming pile of turd. Consequently I now just sit around hoping to get bitten by a radioactive tortoise.



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