1. I like bacon.
2. Wants to bone Flo from those insurance commercials.
3. Bondage.
4. I'm fairly athletic and I eat healthy I guess but, if I'm starving you will be the first thing I would try to cut up and eat. In the unlikely case of an avalanche or zombie apocalypse, I would eye you like a bag of beef jerky. I read shit on the internet you know. They say the liver is the best part to eat but I dislike liver in other animals. Your ass and thigh and ribs. That where it's at.

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