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  • Real Name: Herr Zink
  • Location: Canada/China
  • Member Since: October 19th, 2012 12:42 am
  • Last Seen: September 26th, 2016 11:17 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am creative enough to have a tag line, I'm just too lazy to write one.
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About MattyZink

Currently a "Director of the Foreign Teaching Department" at a private primary school in China. This means I have a lot of time to make stuff up for cracked and play flash games.


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