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  • Real Name: MattAmazo
  • Location: Parts Unknown
  • Member Since: June 16th, 2009 02:25 pm
  • Last Seen: May 10th, 2011 09:35 am
  • Personal tag line: There are few problems that cannot be solved by ruthlessly taunting others until hey, not bad. Not as good as I would have done, but what can we expect from the likes of you?
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About MattAmazo

I sometimes wonder why I find blaculas far more interesting than caucasian vampires, and also wonder if it makes me a bad person that I dismiss Asian vampires as a matter of policy.


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