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  • Real Name: lkkjloijjoi
  • Location: The Gaping, Toxic Maw of Capitalism and Corruption
  • Member Since: July 13th, 2010
  • Last Seen: May 14th, 2011 1:15 pm
  • Personal tag line: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and that fucking dog.
  • Message board posts: 16

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