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  • Real Name: Michael Delvey
  • Location: San Diego, CA
  • Member Since: November 25th, 2009 06:37 pm
  • Last Seen: January 18th, 2016 08:15 pm
  • Personal tag line: I can't belive they make us do these ridiculous tag lines.
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About Matallic

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am too busy hunting bears.


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